Casinos

So last night we went to the Southern Indiana Horseshoe casino.  I would absolutely love to do an anthropological study on this.  So interesting.  Very different from posh Vegas.  Ladies, if you are ever having a fat/ugly day, just go here.  I was by far one of the skinner and prettiest girls there.  it was great watching all the old women camp out in front of the slots and get repeatedly hit the button; kind of sad though.

Horseshoe does need an interior design consultant though.  The hotel/casino was bought by horseshoe last summer.  Before that, it was a Cesaer's.  Greece and western architecture just do not mix.  Pick one and stick with it; but mixing it half way just doesn't work!

There was this one guy in a super swanky suit with cowboy boots and hat.  And I loved the sequin halter top on the obess woman wearing no bra....priceless.

We are the casino's worst demographic though.  We received the free buffet since we played for 1/2 hour (on the $0.01 slots) and then played 1 $0.25 slot where we won $50.  After winning, we promptly left while we were ahead.....we need all the money we can get in this market.

After leaving with our winnings, we went down to the pool where I felt more like a siren.  Every woman in there was a poster woman for the gastric bi-by before picture.  There was even one woman who had on one of those dress swim suits, but it came down below her knees.  I appreciate her trying to cover up though.